omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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