So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Dear god my vagina.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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