Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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