So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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