i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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