have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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