I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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