So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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