just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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