I love black thongs
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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