Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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