went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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