Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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