New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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