I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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