I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Someone signed my nipple.
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