She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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