I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
40s are totally the cure
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize