dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
