and i looked up. we had an audience...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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