he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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