there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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