I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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