all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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