Pappa wants mamma naked
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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