you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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