I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
What a dumb baby whore.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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