Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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