just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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