just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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