This girl is more easily done than said...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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