You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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