yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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