why didn't you poke me back
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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