Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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