Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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