spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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