worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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