so let's talk penis.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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