i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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