I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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