why didn't you poke me back
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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