so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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