You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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