I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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