That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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