Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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