am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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