i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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