And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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