i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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