I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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