If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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