...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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