you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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