i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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