Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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